Currently a student at UCSB and just trying to find my place in the world.
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
i’ll bet you a substantial amount of money that the Yale scientists were all dudes.
david bowie is the most aesthetically pleasing thing to ever grace this solar system
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.